"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob